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About Me Member Busybody sharkbuttFemale/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 1 Year
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I am a deviant of interesting taste.

I enjoy doing things that are horrible for my health, eating everything that looks delicious, glasses of milk, cold weather, sweatshirts and video games, also drawing. I'm a self-proclaimed artist, half mexican/native, half french/dutch/something else, and a carnivore. Don't care how bad meat is for me, it's actually pretty fucking delicious. I have a sick sense of humor, to boot.

I currently really really dig Team Fortress 2. If you're ever on, gimme a holler. I'm rearbuccaneer, or Mal.

I am a pirate!!!

I digress, I'm kind of cool, very approachable(unless you're soliciting for sex or a relationship cuz I already have one of those thanks) and a generally friendly person. 8D


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Devious Info

  • Interests: emily, music, food, TF2, the interwebs
  • Favourite movie: velvet goldmine, pirates of the caribbean, constantine, wall-e, labyrinth
  • Favourite band or musician: AFI, The Killers, Iggy Pop, Lou Reed, Alestorm, Rammstein
  • Favourite game: TF2, Ace Attorney, Secret of Mana
  • Personal Quote: "Caribou." - Solid Snake
  • Tools of the Trade: a bandana, blood of virgins, a mechanical pencil and a can of diet coke.

can't sleep, must meme

Journal Entry: Sun Nov 15, 2009, 1:54 AM
  • Mood: Tired
  • Listening to: Noise and Kisses -- The Used
  • Watching: myself type
  • Playing: Morrowind
  • Eating: nothin
  • Drinking: Diet Coke


I JUST FOUND THIS BROWSING THROUGH EVERYTHING ON DA EVER.


1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
Uhh.. there's one huge one on my abdomen, a couple inches below my cleavage. Surgery, baby.

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
Lots of posters, cross stitch that my mom made me, a dreamcatcher, cobwebs...

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP?
I SURE HOPE NOT. I've been known to talk in my sleep.

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
Industrial is my current favorite.

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
12:13 AM.

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
To be happy.

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?
Being completely happy.

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)?
:iconspycrab: and my locket with my mom and dad's pictures inside.

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU?
5'8''

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
Noo.

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
Naw.

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
Uhh.. Justin. :/

13. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
Being completely alone.

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Apparently I like fair-haired, fair-eyed people.

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF PROPOSING?
In Germany. .... or Ohio.

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?
Hazelnut coffee, two teaspoons of sugar with a shot of Monster, please.

17. FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
HAM AND PINEAPPLE HAM AND PINEAPPLE HAM AND PINEAPPLE HAM AND PINEAPPLE HAM AND PINEAPPLE HAM AND PINEAPPLE HAM AND PINEAPPLE HAM AND PINEAPPLE HAM AND PINEAPPLE HAM AND PINEAPPLE HAM AND PINEAPPLE HAM AND PINEAPPLE HAM AND PINEAPPLE HAM AND PINEAPPLE HAM AND PINEAPPLE

18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
A gyro!

19. FAVORITE COLOR OF ALL TIME?
Blue.

20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH?
No.

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED?
I can't remember. Every gift has a meaning.

22. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?
:iconspycrab:

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
Only partially.

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
I'm partial to uh.. Torrid brand clothes, because they're pretty.

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
5.

31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
Either/or.

32. FAVORITE QUOTE?
"So a duck walks into an apothecary and says, 'Gimme some chapstick! And put it on my bill!'"

33. FAVORITE PLACE?
My bed... or Ohio.

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA?
Yesss. Once.

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
Uh.. I tend to blame myself all the time forever. I'm passive-aggressive, and prone to lie, prone to hide in sleep. Ayup.

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS?
Leonard Nimoy. He was in an airport my mother and I were in, and he was wearing a fedora and a cape and he waved at us because I was staring. Mom waved back and she told me it was 'Mr.Spock!' and then my eyes sparkled.

37. FIRST JOB?
WHAT'S A JOB HUR HUR HUR

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
Nope.

39. DO YOU THINK EVERYONE OUT THERE HAS A SOULMATE?
Yess. Maybe a couple, but we only meet a few in our lifetimes. Platonic, romantic, familial, they're there.

40. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT?
Getting ready to sleep.

41. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY?
Yes. Gallbladdder.

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
My arts, my smarts, my farts.

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES?
Nein.

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
A pair of black heels, and a new DS. I'm easy to please.

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT AND THEIR NAMES?
Hopefully one boy. John Santiago.

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
Yes. Sort of. Thomas Mallory, the poet, and my grandmother Victoria.

47. WHAT IS THE BIGGEST TURN OFF OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Girls with fake boobs. Wait, opposite sex? Uh.. Rancid farts.

48. WHAT IS ONE THING YOU LIKE(D) ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL?
Friends.

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE?
Fructis.

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
Ehhh.

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
TURKEY.

52. ANY BAD HABITS?
I bite my fingernails and I smoke(YES SHUT UP I KNOW, MAN), I also twitch a lot. woohoo.

53. ARE YOU A JEALOUS PERSON?
Yes.

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
I'm sexy, so of course.

55. DO YOU AGREE WITH FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS?
Ehh. No, not really.

56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
Yeah, unfortunately.

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
I eat the souls of virgins, of course. It's refreshing.

58.WOULD YOU RATHER GAIN 58 POUNDS OR LOSE 58 POUNDS.
I'd lose 58lbs.

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
MY NINTENDO 64 YEAHHH

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
Lots.

62.WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A LITTLE KID?
I loved Barney. :c

63. Do you use sarcasm?
No, never.

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE?
TATERS.

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
:iconspycrab:

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
Mal, Mally, Mallykins, Mal-Mal, Mallers, Mell.


67. FAVORITE SUPER POWER?
Power of AWESOME. No, I like uh.. water.. things.

68. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?
IRON CHEF JAPAN.

69.WHAT'S THE BEST WAY TO DEAL WITH YOUR ENEMIES?
Smile. Nothing pisses 'em off more.

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
My own creation from Coldstone. Allow me to share...
Sweet cream and white chocolate ice cream, gummy bears, and lots of rainbow sprinkles onn a waffle cone. Perfectionn.

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES?
My, yes!

72. DO YOU HAVE A COMPUTER IN YOUR ROOM?
Yes.

73. PLANS FOR TONIGHT?
Sleep.

74. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO LIVE WHEN YOU ARE OLDER?
Alaska, or somewhere where it snows a lot.

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
YES.

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
Noise and Kisses - The Used

77. LAST THING YOU DRANK?
Diet Coke.

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?.
Mary

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Hair. what.

80. WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME?
Sleep, vidya gaems.

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE?
Hating wastes too much time.

82. FAVORITE SEASON OF THE YEAR?
Winter.

83. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF CANDY?
Pixy Stix.

84. HAVE YOU EVER REALLY AND TRULY HAD A BEST FRIEND?
Yes.

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR?
Black.

86. EYE COLOR?
Dark brown.

87. SHOE SIZE?
11 in womens.

88. FAVORITE FAST FOOD PLACE?
Oliveo's Grill!

89. FAVORITE RESTAURANT?
Olive Garden, or the Cracker Barrel.

90. DO YOU LIKE SUSHI?
mmmmmmmsushi.

91. WATCH TV TODAY?
Nope.

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
Crimmus.

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS?
My voice.

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT?
Nihilistic Democrat.

95. KISSES OR HUGS?
Both.

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
Relationships. The thought of a one night stand appeals to me on paper, but if actually given the chance I'd probably freak out and teleport away.

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?
Uhh... lunch at school?

98. WOULD YOU EVER BE A HOUSEWIFE?
Naw.

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?
Female Chauvinist Pigs by Ariel Levy. Is interesting.

I TAG ALL OF YOU.



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:iconthebirdehofdoom:
.....I miss you, dude. : (

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"How can I tell," said the man, "that the past isn't a fiction designed to account for the discrepancy between my immediate physical sensations and my state of mind?"
- The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, Douglas Adams
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WHO'S THAT FOGGING UP MY WINDOW?! oh. it's just gant. hi gant.
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GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN YOU NAZI
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I CAN'T STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
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DID I HEAR SOMETHING ABOUT RIP'S... TINY... ASS?!
:iconzela691:
Long time no speak, dawg.
:iconcoffeekittens:
wtf. why don't we talk anymore. |'8 </3
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